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misfit4leaf wrote in statements May 21, 2014 22:57

In Soviet Russia, Mothership posts you.

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Cougars. Female ejaculation. Stuff like that.

alexandraerin wrote in statements Feb 20, 2012 22:52

The title of the TLC show "Strange Sex" is probably short for "What TLC Viewers Who Don't Have The Internet Think Counts As Strange Sex".

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alexandraerin wrote in statements Oct 07, 2011 21:22

This is something that you all desperately need in your lives.

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yet here I am stating.

mslauren2930 wrote in statements Jul 20, 2011 16:57

I have nothing interesting to state.

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What exactly is this game a simulation of?

alexandraerin wrote in statements Jun 20, 2011 12:02

"One of my Sims' lifetime goals is to be a Creature-Robot Crossbreeder."

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jira_rd wrote in statements May 19, 2011 11:01

I am going to go through and tag all my favorite tags to this statement.

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I'd certainly sit at her table again, even if she weren't my love.

cpip wrote in statements May 18, 2011 22:24

amethystjade beat me to saying it, but she DM'd for the first time and was pretty damn good for a rookie.

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sugarcane_moon wrote in statements May 17, 2011 23:55

Alex read us godawful, weepingcock-worthy gay fantasy erotica tonight.

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it's just a trade

shangy wrote in statements May 16, 2011 16:33

I don't think that counts as prostitution.

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shangy wrote in statements May 16, 2011 16:32

I will trade sexual favors for whole milk mozzarella if anyone wants to bring me some.

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